how can u be prego again
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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