i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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