what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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