Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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