Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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