I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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