those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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