I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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