Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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