We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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