like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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