So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You know, be my cock's hype man.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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