Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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