How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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