Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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