Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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