love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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