i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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