So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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