found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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