We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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