i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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