careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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