i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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