Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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