wanna go halves on a baby?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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