This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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