so that wasnt chicken after all
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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