How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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