Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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