weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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