he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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