tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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