I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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