The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
They are going to name an STD after you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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