i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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