I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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