Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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