Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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