yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm at about main and main street
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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