my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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