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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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