Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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