Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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