I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need to calm my uterus...
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We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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