He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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