Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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