4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
babies were throwing up all over the place
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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