You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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