yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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